MY BABY SISTER, THE KUNG FU MISTRESS

Kung Fu Mistress ("KFM"): "Who me? You wanna piece of me?!?!"

KFM: "Woooohooooo... you're gonna be sorry you asked for this!"

KFM: Strikes Kung Fu pose 1, and stabs opponent in the eye.

KFM: Strikes Kung Fu pose 2, punches opponent in the nose and slaps opponent across the face.
KFM: Strikes Kung Fu pose 3 to end off in style, after opponent has already fallen. "And I didn't even have to use my legs."